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k1mkardashian:

my favorite kim k moment is when she was concerned her taste buds were changing because she ate an olive and liked it but didn’t want to 

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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eatsgiraffes:

what if tattoos were like stickers so whenever you saw someone walking down the street you ran up to them and tore their skin off and put it on your own

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guy:

when ur tryin to fall asleep but ur too horny

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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

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sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

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hundredth:

Hundredth - Australia 2013

motivatings:

What if we are all dead and this is our 7 seconds of our lives flashing before our eyes

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